alphadose
Look, what can I say? Yeah, the inferior kiss ass is into dudes. And it’s true that, like anyone else that’s into dudes, he finds healthy, masculine athletes like me extremely sexy. I don’t think it’s a bad thing that the brown-noser thinks I’m so great that my shit doesn’t stink. In fact, his intense sexual arousal is one of the things that makes him so eager to please me.
So yeah, I let him sniff my clothes before he does my laundry. I also let him massage my feet after he’s done cleaning my place. Sometimes I grant him the privilege of eating with me, because sometimes he cooks or pays for my meals. The loser runs errands for me whenever I ask. So what if the winning aroma of my smelly ass or sweaty balls makes him feel like that’s a good use of his time?
Does the fuck face ever get to actually suck my cock? No. Do we kiss hello when we see each other like we’re dating? Absolutely not. I mean, he does kiss my ass sometimes, but that’s just because that shit is just fucking funny.
So, even though I get why it might seem weird from the outside, the truth is it’s great. I like having more free time and he loves pleasing me. It’s a win win situation, so why would I want to put a stop to it?